Mustang SSP Is Evolving!

Kinja'd!!! "AllanJH" (AllanJH)
04/17/2014 at 17:17 • Filed to: mustang, crown victoria, humor

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+2 doors, +25 horsepower, +800LBs, +40 defense, -0.4L, now immune to curbs.

Some mid-afternoon OC for my fellow Ford fans.


DISCUSSION (12)


Kinja'd!!! Garrett Davis > AllanJH
04/17/2014 at 17:40

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I lol'd.

Very nice Panther you have there, though I think that fox body takes the cake. They both look gorgeous on those steelies. What's the story here? You sell the 'Stang?


Kinja'd!!! ddavidn > AllanJH
04/17/2014 at 17:41

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Congratulations! Your MUSTANG SSP evolved into a CROWN VICTORIA!


Kinja'd!!! AllanJH > Garrett Davis
04/17/2014 at 17:54

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I actually don't own them, but I noticed the similarity and had to post it. My 2007 Crown Vic P71 (below) is a lot less impressive than the one in the picture.

Edit: Also, I would do terrible, terrible things for a good-condition SSP.

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Kinja'd!!! zeontestpilot > AllanJH
04/17/2014 at 17:57

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I don't know. People can see your car in the dark, think it's a cop, slow down, which allows you to speed by.


Kinja'd!!! Garrett Davis > AllanJH
04/17/2014 at 18:00

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Oh OK. Still, with a little paint work, yours looks 90% there. The body looks pretty clean.

Plus you got to keep the spotlight. That's awesome.


Kinja'd!!! AllanJH > zeontestpilot
04/17/2014 at 18:01

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More often they just stand on the brakes when they see me behind them and proceed to go 5 under in no-passing zones.


Kinja'd!!! AllanJH > Garrett Davis
04/17/2014 at 18:06

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It's got 148K on the odo and (knock on wood) no major issues presently. Had to rebuild the transmission, replace the oil cooler, one of the coil-on-plug units and a few bushings, but for $3,000, it's a hell of a car, drilled holes and all.

I'm planning on repainting it metallic blue, as pictured. May just find a blue 'Vic at a pick-n-pull, panel swap what I can and repaint the unswappable roof and rear fenders.

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Kinja'd!!! Garrett Davis > AllanJH
04/17/2014 at 18:09

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Very nice. Although I will say I saw a Grabber Blue Crown Vic the other day and it looked really friggen cool.


Kinja'd!!! zeontestpilot > AllanJH
04/17/2014 at 18:11

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Ha, that bites.

have you ever driven in snow or on dirt roads with it? Does it do well in those conditions? I'd like one, but I don't know enough about rwd cars and how they fair in those conditions.


Kinja'd!!! AllanJH > zeontestpilot
04/17/2014 at 18:18

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On good tires it handles wonderfully in almost all conditions; dirt roads are no problem at all, and ice is manageable, but I haven't driven it on snow yet. Mud is bad news though; the open diff on mine got me stuck pretty thoroughly a few weeks ago, and to my shame I had to be pulled out by a Dodge Ram. Put a limited slip diff and it'll handle anything you can reasonably throw at it.

Off-roading is apparently doable though.


Kinja'd!!! zeontestpilot > AllanJH
04/17/2014 at 18:24

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Ah mud, my arch enemy/best friend depending on what I'm driving. that's for the input!


Kinja'd!!! Makoyouidiot > AllanJH
04/17/2014 at 19:00

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Mustang evolved into Crown Victoria!....

Crown Victoria is trying to learn the move Intimidate...